baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Kung Pow

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

overmarketing

The result of:

+ Harry Potter merchandise
+ Pokémon's downfall
+ Dragon Ball Z's hate
+ Cartoon Network's uptardedness
+ Over-obsessed fanboys

Everytime there is a product without millions of crap to suck out of it, a fat-cat businessman is born.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003