An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.
The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.
My ADSL is fucking up.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

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by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

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by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.
Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
