thuck you

Sounds like 'fuck you'. Can also be used in replacement of 'thank you' or 'kthxbye'.

<Jeeves> Here is your morning tea, sir.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

*

Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

plopper

1. A toilet
2. A window
3. Windows ME

1. I need to go take a plop in the plopper.
2. "You mean you crap out of the window?"
3. ARGH! FUCK THIS OS! ITS A FUCKING PLOPPER!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

poo

A large bean found in your dim-sum.

<One> There seems to be poo in my dim-sum
<Two> No, it bean! Bean!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 01, 2003

Ploppy

1. An adjective describing a sad or idiotic comment/person
2. An adjective describing something that is slimy, gooey, pooey or cummy.

1. That man certainly is ploppy.
2. Your ploppy poo is all over my yard! Clean it up, Mr Kaledelfos!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003