Yessum

Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.

<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003

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electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003

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this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

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Doom

A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.

You smell that, Daniel? That's the smell of doom!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

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Tits

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

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