baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

pansy squad

A bunch of sissies walking around grabbing their balls and raping horses. They tend to wear t-shirts with gay slogans such as 'Bite This' and 'Make peace motherfucker'. they brandish toy guns their moms bought them.

the pansy ass fag named Joshy brought his pansy squad over to fuck us up. bad mistake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

jackass

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006

clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003