baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

girls will be girls

An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'

- In the case of early-teens anyway.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

thx

Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'

<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!
<bish>: thx
<Biatch>: np

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Skullfucker

One who has sex with my brother. Shudder.

Skull got fucked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'

<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003