potato

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.

I fuckin potatoed her last night.

by Bear January 23, 2003

Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

by bEAR March 10, 2014

roguen

While a rampant metrosexual, a roguen can also be often found a blazing red horse of war, altho his sword is only 2.5 FE. Being completely obcessed with programming, you will find most roguens choose to mutilate their bodies with tatooes of binary. This usually happens when they are caught off guard in the unfamiliar surroundings of the outside world. When cause like this and trapped in a corner without a laptop they need to program wherever they can, so they use their bodies. Sort of like an animal who chews its leg off to escape a trap.

Should you encounter a roguen, proceed with caution and offer eggplant as a sign of friendliness.

Robbie sure is a roguen.

by Bear February 21, 2005

sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

by Bear January 12, 2005

Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bEAR July 23, 2015

shitbox

The arse, rectum or anus.

I just jammed it up her shitbox last night!

by Bear January 23, 2003

helmet

The top of a males genitalia.

I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet.

by Bear January 23, 2003