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Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
mugGet the Chuck E. Cougarmug.

Spotlights

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
mugGet the Spotlightsmug.

Guac Cart

Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.

Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.

We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
by B. Hanback January 16, 2010
mugGet the Guac Cartmug.

Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
mugGet the Cellparation Anxietymug.

Lobbies

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool
by B. Hanback May 16, 2008
mugGet the Lobbiesmug.

Blassie

Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.
Bro, what the hell is that?

That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
mugGet the Blassiemug.

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.
by B. Hanback May 21, 2008
mugGet the Automatic Familymug.

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