b. hanback's definitions

Cowboy Chip

When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....

Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....

Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Boots on the Ground

Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.

We got boots on the ground at Fat Mo's but we are heading to Sam's for a cold beer and pizza.

by B. Hanback February 28, 2010

Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.

Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Blue Back

When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.

Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...

Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!

Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...

by B. Hanback September 9, 2009

Snip Snip

A vasectomy

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck

by B. Hanback October 4, 2008

Lady Jungle

Vagina

Sister got an itchy Lady Jungle...

by B. Hanback April 3, 2010