Definitions by azrael

b0g 

The particularly viscuous residue left on the sides of the lavatory after excretion.

The b0g could not be cleaned.

b0g by Azrael October 28, 2003

Law of the Dumbarse 

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.

Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.

Law of the Dumbarse by Azrael September 18, 2003

Nub 

A lame ass spelling for a wordnewb/word or wordnewbie/word. Commonly used by people who don't understand how pronounciations work.

person a: Heh, you're such a nub.

person b: Don't you mean newb? Or n00b?

person a: Oh yeah, I'm retarded.

Nub by Azrael September 4, 2003

Dramastic 

When drastic just isn't enough. Extremely dire. Also 'dramasticly'

"This calls for dramastic measures!"

"You are dramasticly in need of help."

Dramastic by Azrael June 15, 2003