soap necklace

A rope prisoners wear around their neck in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

I'm going to prison.
Remember to bring your soap necklace

by awmm April 12, 2015

wouldja

A lazy way of saying "would you"

Wouldja be able to understand me if I pronounced my syllables properly?

by awmm May 17, 2020

pornsomnia

When you can't sleep so you watch porn

I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.

by awmm August 21, 2016

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 11, 2017

feel a cop

To inappropriately touch a police officer.

That police officer is so hot, I want to feel a cop.

by awmm March 10, 2023

ass nasty

Extremely nasty, very disgusting. Similar to butt ugly.

This meatloaf is ass nasty.

by awmm August 02, 2017

370H55V 0773H

Hello asshole upside down. A great way to insult people without them knowing

370H55V 0773H

by awmm November 20, 2016