awmm's definitions

Applease

A combination of “appease” and “please”.
Not actually a word but a combination of two words that mean the same thing.

I’m trying to applease my boss by showing up early so I can get a raise.

by awmm August 21, 2019

backdoor buddy

A person you have anal sex with

We're not gay, he's just my backdoor buddy.

by awmm August 13, 2016

Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

by awmm April 12, 2015

whow

The correct spelling of "whow" to be consistent with what, where, when, why, and who (pronounced woo).

Does anybody know whow to get stains out of a white shirt?

by awmm October 5, 2020

rowmance

A romantic relationship between two people that do crew. Also know as a crewmance.

Are Sophie and Paul dating now?
Yeah they're a rowmance.

by awmm July 16, 2016

anal chain

A chain of 3 or more men having buttsex. Also called an anal train.

Bob, Tom, Dan, and Tim had a 4 person anal chain last night.

by awmm July 9, 2015