awesome's definitions

character

an interesting eccentric person

Oh, Tom, you're such a character.

by Awesome April 19, 2005

ass stubble

small reminants of hair found on the asses of male models and body builders

Body builder: Hey Dad, come in here and shave my ass stubble!!

by awesome January 9, 2004

ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

by awesome March 1, 2005

hilly pop

some1 who is awesome

michele is cool... HI MICH MICH

by awesome June 22, 2004

bumpa

the trunk of a female

Hey baby let me pull up to dat bumpa and smack dat monkey

by awesome April 15, 2003

ribbon

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

by Awesome February 13, 2005

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003