awesome's definitions

Sadist

Retarded-Ogre-Faggots named Tim that like inflicting pain because they think they're tough. They also hit on girls and attack potheads. OR People you're supposed to hate.

"Tim, you fucking faggot, you're a sadist, i hope when you're trying to jump off a car on the freeway you die. Fucking idiot."

by Awesome March 9, 2005

ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

by awesome March 1, 2005

cha chu mao

In lamens terms means to shut your mouth. Relates to a similar term, shut your face. Should be used often to annoy others and preferibly with a slight accent. Can be shortened if neccesary to "cha chu" or in emergency to "cha", but only in emergency.

(in Vegas, 7 am) "Dude, you are going to die if you snort anymore blow."

response "CHA CHU MAO!"

by Awesome February 25, 2005

billy corgan

created one of the best bands of all time- the smashing pumpkins, and is undoubtedly in the top three of the most AWESOME frontmen of the 90s. known to most as 'that really pale tall guy with no hair that plays a bitchin' guitar', billy is evidence that not all poets are dirt poor. if you havent heard this dude's songs, what the hell are you waiting for??!!

'billy corgan is so cool'

'i named my child billy and gave him a guitar and a superman top'

by awesome February 19, 2005

straight edge

it is a saying synonymous with gay

omfz, I am so seX or something that I don't care about. I gotsta go not do some drugs because I am gay.

by Awesome February 19, 2005

ribbon

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

by Awesome February 13, 2005

mtl

Greatest city on earth! Always something buzzing somewhere !

Coolest people, very approachable, great looking people, plus all these awesome festivals...

ah man, mtl is sooo cool!

by awesome January 30, 2005