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An individual which has no common sense, is relatively stupid and says random things like "salmonella doesn't come from eggs" and other like-for-like quotes along the same lines. Can usually be found with blonde hair and going by names such as "Kay," "pea head," "Tay-tay," "Noris" "Fred" and other names alike. Tend to wear tracksuits and generally dress like "chavs".
"You're a right durv" "Look at that blonde haired girl, she looks a right durv"
by awesoME November 22, 2012
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1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.
Get me a damn soda, ribbon.
by awesoME February 14, 2005
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A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
by awesoME October 4, 2003
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In lamens terms means to shut your mouth. Relates to a similar term, shut your face. Should be used often to annoy others and preferibly with a slight accent. Can be shortened if neccesary to "cha chu" or in emergency to "cha", but only in emergency.
(in Vegas, 7 am) "Dude, you are going to die if you snort anymore blow."

response "CHA CHU MAO!"
by awesoME February 26, 2005
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