Durv

An individual which has no common sense, is relatively stupid and says random things like "salmonella doesn't come from eggs" and other like-for-like quotes along the same lines. Can usually be found with blonde hair and going by names such as "Kay," "pea head," "Tay-tay," "Noris" "Fred" and other names alike. Tend to wear tracksuits and generally dress like "chavs".

"You're a right durv" "Look at that blonde haired girl, she looks a right durv"

by awesoME November 27, 2012

puss boy

puss boy, aka BJ, lobs to eat puet and tah eh.

eeeeew thats PUET like PUET

by awesome April 04, 2005

cha chu mao

In lamens terms means to shut your mouth. Relates to a similar term, shut your face. Should be used often to annoy others and preferibly with a slight accent. Can be shortened if neccesary to "cha chu" or in emergency to "cha", but only in emergency.

(in Vegas, 7 am) "Dude, you are going to die if you snort anymore blow."

response "CHA CHU MAO!"

by Awesome February 25, 2005

Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 04, 2005

bumpa

the trunk of a female

Hey baby let me pull up to dat bumpa and smack dat monkey

by awesome April 15, 2003

hilly pop

some1 who is awesome

michele is cool... HI MICH MICH

by awesome June 22, 2004

ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

by awesome March 01, 2005