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to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance and usually time
Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorate across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorate up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75, you cheapskate.
by atds April 26, 2009
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to mock someone's expected reaction, rather than something already said or done

a portmanteau of "hypothetically imitate"
"I can't wait to see my sister when she finds out who was with Mike last night"
"OH MY GAWD I TRUSTED YOU BITCH!"
"Hahaha that's great...even I can't imothate her that well"
by atds March 19, 2008
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A word that can be spelled using the same numbers of a standard cell phone keypad as another word. May cause incoherent sentences.
Common problematic homotexts are if/he, of/me, and go/in.

"Requested" and "perverted" are homotexts.

"John," "join," "logo," and "loin" are all homotexts.
by atds February 20, 2010
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