pythagorate

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance and usually time

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorate across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorate up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75, you cheapskate.

by atds April 26, 2009

bibliograffiti

graffiti that consists of Bible verses or other Christian slogans/images

Common instances of bibliograffiti are John 3:16 and the Jesus fish

by atds January 30, 2009

imothate

to mock someone's expected reaction, rather than something already said or done

a portmanteau of "hypothetically imitate"

"I can't wait to see my sister when she finds out who was with Mike last night"
"OH MY GAWD I TRUSTED YOU BITCH!"
"Hahaha that's great...even I can't imothate her that well"

by atds March 19, 2008