3 definitions by astray doomer
Katy: "I wan't to hit the town tonight but the club is always dead empty."
Grace: "That's life in the post- 2020 dystopia for you. Everyone stays inside rotting in their beds on tiktok on Friday night because they're afraid of the cooties. The common excuse is 'self love and self improvement'"
Katy: "this whole world has bloody gone to shit"
Grace: "That's life in the post- 2020 dystopia for you. Everyone stays inside rotting in their beds on tiktok on Friday night because they're afraid of the cooties. The common excuse is 'self love and self improvement'"
Katy: "this whole world has bloody gone to shit"
by astray doomer June 4, 2023
A very special kind of doomer.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
by astray doomer June 4, 2023
The most dead boring town on the entire planet where nothing ever changes except the weather. Full of old people but still 30 years behind Sydney. Pretends to be a major city but is farrr from it. The food sucks and brisbanites usually survive purely off KFC, stale bread or rotten bananas from Coles. This atrocious diet usually results in most of the species looking like inbreds, except for some of the women, who for some strange reason are often drop dead gorgeous. Who knows what they're trying to impress though in this flat as town. Oh wait, sorry, it's far from flat and you can't even walk outside without burning 3000 calories. The worst thing though is probably the obsession over what school your kid goes to, as well as the massive number of toxic normies who pretend they don't know you (even though they have for 20 years).
Gareth to friend: "oh look that's Josh from high school"
... "Hi Josh!"
Josh pretends not to hear and walks right on past to his ute-
Friend: "welp. that's Brisbane for you!!"
... "Hi Josh!"
Josh pretends not to hear and walks right on past to his ute-
Friend: "welp. that's Brisbane for you!!"
by astray doomer September 15, 2022