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A very cute and shaggy but extremely DANGEROUS MANEATING dog named shagster...

*teneille walking dog*

ash - oh, what a pretty puppy!! can i have a pat?

teneille - SHAGSTER ATTACK!!

*shagster mauls ash's face off*

by ashimattack February 09, 2008

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Cracker

1)Something that Professional Parrots try to avoid/stay sober from

2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...

mysterious stranger - hey you, wanna but a cracker?

professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!

by ashimattack February 09, 2008

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McDonalds

A really shit fast food resturant that forgets your chips when you drive through...

*McDonalds server hands over bag of food*
McDonalds server - enjoy your meal!

customer - thanks

*drives home*

customer - hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHIPS??
(based on a true story)

by ashimattack February 09, 2008

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