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Christian-Music

The Christian- prefix on any musical genre stands for the employment of that particular genre as a means for brainwashing. Fortunately the makers of Christian- music usually do not understand the genre they are trying to emulate and do a very poor job.

Christian-Music, Christian-Rock, Christian-Rap, Christian-BongoSitarYodelHarmonicaEuphoniumGroove

by asdf February 18, 2009

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

PMITAP

Acronym: Pound Me In The Ass Prison

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal PMITAP."

by asdf April 10, 2005

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004

cheng lu

1. A big Chinese dude who should consider himself lucky because he's dating this really really hot chick.
2. Likes to make up words on Scrabble and gets a shitload of points for it.
3. Also likes to drink wine by himself and pick fights with his sweet girlfriend (but she likes him anyway for some unknown reason).

How did a guy like Cheng Lu end up with such a hot chick?

by asdf May 17, 2004

tea bag

dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process

did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep

by asdf November 17, 2002