arlie's definitions

shart

when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out

dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.

by arlie September 5, 2004

arabian sand storm

when u tea bag someones eye sockets and then u fart directly into their mouths.

dustin woke up to rajeev giving him an arabian sand storm

by arlie September 5, 2004

zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

by arlie September 6, 2004

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

by arlie September 6, 2004

boyscouting

when you insert 2 fingers into a womans vagina

i boyscouted my girlfriend last night

by arlie September 5, 2004

fuckass

someone who just does stupid shit and pisses me off

shayon stop being such a fuckass or i'll kick u in the throat.

by arlie September 5, 2004

girlscouting

when you insert 3 fingers into a womans vagina.

i girlscouted my girlfriend last night

by arlie September 5, 2004