arlie's definitions

bizowner

when a man gets an erection while in the ghetto.

i was in east oakland last night with this one ho and i popped a fatty bizowner

by arlie September 5, 2004

queano

so fucking hot and perfect in every way

my new girlfriend is hella queano

by arlie September 5, 2004

zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

by arlie September 6, 2004

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

by arlie September 6, 2004

boyscouting

when you insert 2 fingers into a womans vagina

i boyscouted my girlfriend last night

by arlie September 5, 2004

lacosting

when someone sports lacoste like there is no tomorrow.

damn matt is hella cool because he's lacosting the scene.

by arlie September 6, 2004

lydia the yang

someone who is an AIM bum just like me

damn the fool is hella lydia the yang

by arlie September 5, 2004