arlie's definitions

fuckass

someone who just does stupid shit and pisses me off

shayon stop being such a fuckass or i'll kick u in the throat.

by arlie September 5, 2004

chili dog

when you shit on a girls chest and the you tit fuck the shit outta her

hey guys i gave this hooker a chili dog last night and she fucking loved it.

by arlie September 5, 2004

shart

when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out

dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.

by arlie September 5, 2004

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

by arlie September 6, 2004

boyscouting

when you insert 2 fingers into a womans vagina

i boyscouted my girlfriend last night

by arlie September 5, 2004

manegold

someone who is has a huge head, is extremely goofy, and gets naked with alcohol in his system.

after one shot that bitch got all manegold and shit

by arlie September 5, 2004

zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

by arlie September 6, 2004