Cockaphony

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
by arceebee April 23, 2022
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tab-mapping

The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.
Brian: What happened last night?

Lisa: I'll have to do some tab-mapping. FML.
by arceebee February 12, 2017
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Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.
Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
by arceebee February 20, 2021
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boisterous oyster

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
by arceebee April 01, 2011
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