Definitions by arceebee

whiskey bailer 

A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.

Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.

Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.

Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.

whiskey bailer by arceebee April 17, 2017

Jamessurance 

(pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.

Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?

Lisa: Meh. Not sure.

Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.

Lisa: Say no more.

Jamessurance by arceebee March 26, 2017

tab-mapping 

The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.

Brian: What happened last night?

Lisa: I'll have to do some tab-mapping. FML.

tab-mapping by arceebee February 12, 2017

boisterous oyster 

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.

Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.

boisterous oyster by arceebee April 1, 2011