A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
by arceebee April 23, 2022
Get the Cockaphonymug. The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.
by arceebee February 12, 2017
Get the tab-mappingmug. We went to a great charity event last night. Open bar and loose women so you know I was sneakerballing.
by arceebee June 15, 2021
Get the sneakerballingmug. The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
Brian: What was that noise?
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
by arceebee April 01, 2011
Get the boisterous oystermug.