arceebee's definitions

whiskey bailer

A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.

Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.

Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.

Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.

by arceebee April 17, 2017

Jamessurance

(pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.

Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?

Lisa: Meh. Not sure.

Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.

Lisa: Say no more.

by arceebee March 26, 2017

Cockaphony

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.

Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.

by arceebee April 23, 2022

boisterous oyster

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.

Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.

by arceebee April 1, 2011