arceebee's definitions
The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.
by arceebee February 12, 2017
Get the tab-mappingmug. (pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.
Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
by arceebee March 26, 2017
Get the Jamessurancemug. A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
by arceebee April 23, 2022
Get the Cockaphonymug. The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
Brian: What was that noise?
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
by arceebee April 1, 2011
Get the boisterous oystermug.