Definitions by apple earphones

Watermelon Sugar

An ice cream flavour made by a man named Marcus Heparin infused with heroine made in the late 1960s.

Damn i really want some of that watermelon sugar to fuel my cravings

Watermelon Sugar by apple earphones January 7, 2021

Twitter 

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.

Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR”
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”

Twitter by apple earphones January 7, 2021

Limp Simping 

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

Limp Simping by apple earphones November 28, 2020