Definitions by antiquing

fingerprint magnet 

The back glass of the Samsung Galaxy A5 (2017)

You better put a case on the Samsung Galaxy A5 (2017) otherwise the back of the phone will look disgusting after a few minutes of use because it's a huge fingerprint magnet.

fingerprint magnet by antiquing August 11, 2023

Better Bandai 

The spiritual successor of Webdriver Torso, who is still uploading several beeping and slideshow videos to this day.

At a time when Webdriver Torso has retired, Better Bandai has came to do its job

Better Bandai by antiquing August 15, 2022

nickelstats

A graph showing Malaysian timber exports. This is the graph Nickelback wants you to look at when he says "Look at this graph".

The graph in question can be found at globaltimber.org.uk/graphs/malaysia.gif

nickelstats depict a graph showing malaysian timber exports

nickelstats by antiquing June 16, 2022

Confucius 

An alternative spelling and/or pronunciation of the word "confused" or "confusion", commonly associated with Buk Lau

You very confucius, you know?

Confucius by antiquing April 25, 2021

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

bush around the beating by antiquing April 21, 2021

mvmfiuiaj

Originally from a letters game in Countdown, "mvmfiuiaj" is a word meaning something along the lines of "good morning"

Good morning, that's a nice mvmfiuiaj

mvmfiuiaj by antiquing April 17, 2021

7G06 

An alternative (and misleading) name for "Never Gonna Give You Up", used when someone is wanting to watch Dead Bart but they get rickrolled instead.

I tried to watch 7G06 but I just got rickrolled!

7G06 by antiquing March 30, 2021