duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

by Anthony March 14, 2004

HoverRound

A satanic peice of machinerey that can move people to and from any point in the space time continueum... or the grand canyon...

*Pushes Button* FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH *Clicks Button* "JESUS CHRIST","A NEBULEA!"

by Anthony May 13, 2003

pack a fatty

when you have a piece of chewing tobacco place inbetween your lip and gum

Did you see Gary Sheffield packing a fatty in the baseball game.

by Anthony April 26, 2005

curse

1. v. to make unlucky
2. (cursed)adj. made unlucky
3. v. something you say to someone when you're mad at them; alteration of darn, d*m*, or f***

1. I cursed that book.
2. That book is cursed! Don't touch it!
3. Curse you!

by Anthony January 16, 2004

bcitedend

1. A theoretical mechanical device which cannot exist in the 3rd dimension.

2. Actually it's a major typo I discovered in a warning label for a mouse trap; it said:

WARNING; Keep fingers away from bcitedend when setting the trap

That's a very dangerous bcitedend.

Keep fingers away from bcitedend when setting the trap

by Anthony May 01, 2004

parakeet

Medium to small bird, various species generally closely related to the Parrot species. Regulary misused by Americans who call their budgerigars 'parakeets'.

American: "I have a parakeet"
Me: "Cool, what sort of bird is it?"
American: "A parakeet"
Me: "No dumbass, its a budgerigar."

by Anthony January 07, 2004

chippest

verb. To worship pink-leather-clad squirrels

Megan chippest every day

by Anthony February 18, 2005