spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.
i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.
by anthony December 15, 2004
mugGet the spankin' the chimpmug.

knee deep

Oh man! I forgot to do my (Insert important task)! Boy am I in knee deep!
by Anthony November 01, 2003
mugGet the knee deepmug.

shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.
Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.
by anthony February 19, 2005
mugGet the shitpiggerymug.

poochi ass

a gay man whos ass as been spent.
by anthony August 18, 2003
mugGet the poochi assmug.

nut in the butt

Brian Smith likes when guys come to his room and nut in the butt
by Anthony April 03, 2005
mugGet the nut in the buttmug.