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Valentine's Day

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
mugGet the Valentine's Daymug.

achyfi

A stunningly beautiful woman who unflaccitates all the guys she meets.
by Anonymous May 6, 2005
mugGet the achyfimug.

awesome/cool/tight/pimp

if your a guy and a hott girl walks by say "damn stacey's mom" and same with if your a girl and an incredibly hott guy walks by "stacey's mom man"
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
mugGet the awesome/cool/tight/pimpmug.

picklefus

a disease guys get on their cock and its all fury n guross and then it gets all green and bumpy like a pickle
justin has picklefus.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
mugGet the picklefusmug.

get retarded

To be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.
I got a sack of good weed, lets get retarded.
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
mugGet the get retardedmug.

handle

Yo, whats your handle?
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
mugGet the handlemug.

rasta

cool people from the rastafari movement mostly in jamaca they have dreds therefor they are cool and they religeosly smoke weed!!!!!
by Anonymous February 12, 2003
mugGet the rastamug.

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