anonymous's definitions

mattress

One who has excessive sex with more than 5 boys in a fraternity.

stefani has had sex with many boys and the frats call her their mattress.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

stinky chicken breath

He chats bullshit. Luckily we can't smell that or we'll all be dead.
His favourite band must be Rooster and his favourite TV shows are probably Cow & Chicken, The farm and Who rules the roost.

Someone called Edward Ford who chats bullshit and smells like chicken

Everyone else -"Edward!!! Stop watching 'the farm', put down that KFC and have a bath"
Edward - "I'll do it later!!!"

by anonymous February 9, 2005

tankle

n. louder and lower tinkle

I took a huge tankle.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Voice

A voice channel in a VOIP application such as Discord, Teamspeak etc.

Yo jason get in voice, we're shitposting.

by Anonymous July 19, 2021

Geite

A violent two fingered poke from one person to another

When I pissed Jeff off, he geited me in the stomach.

by Anonymous July 16, 2002

nokiaface

A handsome, dashing young man, whos face was horrificly deformed in a freak accident at a nokia factory one day, tragic!, although he is still hung like a horse and lurrrrves da pussa!!!!!

NokiaFace

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

kikaider

the best anime EVER but damn cartoon network for replacing it with blue gender which I will not watch because the main character looks like a retard

by Anonymous August 7, 2003