Led Zeppelin

The best band ever. Jimmy Page is the best guitarist to ever live.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 07, 2005

Thunder Cunt

A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.

i.e.: "That I must say is one fierce Thunder Cunt!"

by Anonymous January 24, 2005

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 06, 2004

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 08, 2005

ISP

Internet Service Provider. Your choice of an ISP can either be bery wise and beneficial, such as choosing SBC Yahoo! or EarthLink, or give you an idea of what Hell is like, by choosing AOL.

Words cannot describe how much AOL sucks. Worst ISP ever.

by anonymous June 30, 2005

fonkin

to be mad,irritated or upset.

Man, I cant go out tonight my mom is fonkin cause I came home late yesterday.

by anonymous April 22, 2004