pooper-intendent

A school super intendent who has a penchant for pooping on school football fields.

Did you hear about the pooper-intendent at Holmdel High's school??!

by anon.gcfgv755r May 10, 2018

pitcher of health

Someone who goes to eat and drink all you can restaurants.

that's his fourth pitcher in an hour he really a pitcher of health ah ha, ah ha, ah hahahaha

by anon.gcfgv755r October 30, 2023

chippie chips

The tastiest of chips.
When in a chip shop make sure to ask for chippie chips, they won't serve the normal chips they will give you the don.

Steve: Wanna get some chips
Gordan Ramsey: Yer sure
Steve: Hi, can we get two portions of chippie chips, cheers.
Gordan Ramsey: hahaha what did you say
Gordan Ramsey: Hmm, damn that is delicious, finally some good fucking chips!
Steve: That's cos they are chippie chips

by anon.gcfgv755r August 03, 2020

fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

leechhold

You think you own your property but actually you fell for the new build property scandal whereby you bought a leasehold for 999 years, and will be screwed numerous times by various people. You got a leechhold.

I bought a Persimmons house.
No mate, you rent the land and they get the right to charge you hundreds of pounds for just asking to think about adding a conservatory. You got a leechhold. They will.sell the free hold on and butt fuck you with covenants and ground rents. Bad luck.

by anon.gcfgv755r June 22, 2017

HFH

Holidaying from Home, an enforced situation by your employee to put profit before people during coronavirus lockdown.

Regardless of what the UK government has said about carrying holiday over for 2 years, you work for a corporation, probably American, that doesn't give a hoot about this. You know if you don't take your holiday at home you'll be at the top of the list for the up and coming redundancy round.

Just changed my MS teams status to (HFH - completing Netflix and sourcing TP)

by anon.gcfgv755r April 20, 2020

less naggy, more maggy

Less nagging around people doing wrong and more conservatives policies (Maggie Thatcher).

An alternative to go woke go broke.

Jed = "We need to bring back national rail. "
Dave = "Less naggy, more maggy".

by anon.gcfgv755r February 07, 2022