Ass Goblin - A being that goes out of his way to be like a singular person. He will dress, eat/drink, suddenly have same interests as that person. They try to keep themselves low profile by blending their style with that person's just to make it look like it has always been their own style.
by Anon July 06, 2004

A loveable English chap who spends his time frequenting the local bars in search of "prey".
Beasties should be approached with caution and never alone - remember - safety in numbers
Beasties should be approached with caution and never alone - remember - safety in numbers
by Anon February 20, 2004

by anon December 27, 2004

by ANON October 30, 2003

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."
by Anon September 30, 2004
