Definitions by angry piece of shit
Sweaty Arse
Common on hot days, a Sweaty Arse (n.) will usually leave an embarrasing arse shaped mark on a chair which will be obviously pointed out by a Rayfield who wants to get revenge on a Greg.
The "Sweaty Arse-Marker" will feel victimised and thoroughly left out after his unfortunate accident, something which is common in modern Australian society.
The "Sweaty Arse-Marker" will feel victimised and thoroughly left out after his unfortunate accident, something which is common in modern Australian society.
Jeebson (thinks): "Oh damn, theres a sweaty arse mark on my chair! Hopefully I can cover this up..."
Floog: "Ahahaha look at Jeebson, he left a sweaty arse mark on his chair! Let's victimise the little Greg!"
Jeebson: "Damn, your such a Rayfield!"
Floog: "Ahahaha look at Jeebson, he left a sweaty arse mark on his chair! Let's victimise the little Greg!"
Jeebson: "Damn, your such a Rayfield!"
Sweaty Arse by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009
wenus
Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"
"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."
"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."
"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
wenus by angry piece of shit October 2, 2009
doing physics
Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
doing physics by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
Doing Nothing
The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:
"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).
Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:
"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).
Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
Doing Nothing by angry piece of shit September 30, 2009