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Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy

A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.
Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."
by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009
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wenus

Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"

"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."

"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
by angry piece of shit October 2, 2009
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Lazyness

The lazy way of spelling "laziness". Often occurs when one is so lazy that they actually measure that on a conventional keyboard the distance from the N to the Y as opposed to the N to the I is shorter than the latter.
The fact that the author has not uploaded an example for this is denoting the characteristic of prime lazyness. Fuck yeah.
by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009
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Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.
Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."
by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009
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