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Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition

Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.

*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."

by angry piece of shit November 20, 2009

Moof

Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."

*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."

Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."

by angry piece of shit October 7, 2009

What the Jew

Anti-semitic alternative to "What the Fuck?"
Used by those who have a profound hate for Jewish citizens for no good reason, or to instill shock and astonishment within peers and acquaintances at one's loose morals and tongue.
However, it can be a source of immense hilarity for many like this, much of the Urban Dictionary community included.

Randall: "So I was walking down the street, and I saw this guy buying a packet of Sweet Chilli Heat to perform a Blazing Garbonzo on his mum."
Jeeb: "What the Jew is a Blazing Garbonzo?"

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Lazyness

The lazy way of spelling "laziness". Often occurs when one is so lazy that they actually measure that on a conventional keyboard the distance from the N to the Y as opposed to the N to the I is shorter than the latter.

The fact that the author has not uploaded an example for this is denoting the characteristic of prime lazyness. Fuck yeah.

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Bring Me The Horizon

This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.

A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"

A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."

by angry piece of shit October 5, 2009

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy

A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.

Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."

by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009