christian rock

Sex
Drugs
And
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

god rocker: yeah god is awesome!!!!!


everyone else: shut the fuck up

by angel face November 04, 2004

second mouth

see also vagina

i got hed from her second mouth dude

by angel face June 14, 2004

ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

by angel face April 10, 2004

slipknot

slipknot equils shit

me: hey sarah, sup today
sarah: yo tanner
me: u know i heard slipknot was comeing through tonight i got tickets frm some dude u want them
sarah: yes yes, omg i have to go get redy
me: its in 9 hours
sarah:well i need to go cut myself or else i won't be good enough
me:how about u do that and owe me 5$
sarah: i need to cut myself

by angel face October 06, 2004

stoner sport

the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.

me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know

by angel face May 10, 2005

creamer

5 parts vodka/roman coffee
4 parts cream soda
1 part maple syrup

you might think it taists bad but it actually lends nicely
one night i made it trying to smuggle roman coffee out of my house so i put in creame soda and said it was cream soda and meple syrup

dude twhat is that it lookes nasty
take a drink
thats fuckign blazin dude

by angel face May 13, 2005