andy k's definitions

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?

by Andy K May 11, 2004

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

Big Mac Attack

When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell

"She let out the Big Mac Attack on me while i was fuckin her.... dont trust her."

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K September 15, 2006

flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

by Andy K March 24, 2004

auto-safety

When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard

Sex with me is auto-safety.

by Andy K April 7, 2004

Chumba

A girl (so she says) from Worcester Massachusetts named Amanda. This knickname refers to the fact that she looks like a cross between Chubaka and Pumba.

Hey dude, Chumba's coming over, get ready for some cheap head.

by Andy K March 25, 2004