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The chosen one

A title of Jesus Christ, indicating his status as Messiah.
I am the witness that he is the Chosen One of God.
John the Baptist
by andy January 15, 2005
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whhaerrre

a round and flat vagina, resembling a plate. feminine version of whhaer
because jill had a whhaerrre, she needed a man with a whhaer to pleasure her
by Andy November 22, 2004
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FC

Short for FuckedCompany. Specifically, FuckedCompany.com. The site tracks general layoffs, company closings, company scandals, etc., with a slight technology and internet focus.

Notable for its highly active general message board (with lots of regulars along with incessant trolling, race baiting, etc.) and extensive highly humorous emoticon-like graphics.
Did you read FC today?

He's just another FC troll...
by Andy December 14, 2003
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burberry

Twat tartan for twats. Items of clothing such as caps that chavs must wear at a forty degree angle to their heads. Can be reffered to as "chavberry".
"Don't touch my burberry peak fucker, otherwise i will throw bottle-caps at you"
"I am hard because i am wearing a fake pair of burberry socks"
by Andy June 1, 2004
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Noodnic

A small mouse-like humanoid which lives in tunnels coming off the main transit tunnels into Hammerdal (in the Lone Wolf series, or more specifically, in book 2). Noodnics are scavengers which survive by stealing small items and gathering anything which is discarded. They are hoarders, and are somewhat afraid of outsiders.

They appear to be sentient, although the effectiveness of Lone Wolf's animal kinship discipline in communicating with them suggests that they are as much animal as humanoid.
The Noodnics might help Lone Wolf defeat the Helghast near Hammerdal, if he is able to obtain their support.
by Andy May 1, 2004
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little bugger

1) a species of wild animal often found in school classrooms.

2) a small dog which thinks that "come here" means "run as fast as possible in the opposite direction", and/or who thinks it's amusing to investigate inaccessible places, and/or who likes to roll in goose shit.

3) a small homosexual.
1) I'm teaching a class of 40, and all but one or two are little buggers. I caught one of the little buggers this morning with a pencil up his nose.

2) Come here, you little bugger! Here! I said HERE! HERE!!!!! NO NOT OVER THERE! HERE! (repeat for half an hour)

3) The little bugger had to stand on a chair to reach his partner's arse
by Andy April 19, 2004
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chrismahanukwanzaakah

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."
Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!
by Andy January 31, 2005
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