15 definitions by andy sword
Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.
by andy sword November 13, 2010
The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.
by andy sword November 5, 2010
A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by andy sword October 9, 2009
Merely a contraction of the existing word 'horseshit,' altering the spelling to match the common pronunciation.
by andy sword November 5, 2010
A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
by andy sword January 7, 2009
a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.
Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...
by andy sword February 1, 2011
Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by andy sword January 25, 2011