Definitions by anal cadets

anal creature

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.

nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures

anal creature by anal cadets May 4, 2006

Turd burgalr 

One who breaks into another butt whith the intent to steal their turds for their street value

I think Mrs.Sibert is a Turd burgalr because i saw her with a box of X lax and rubber gloves.

Turd burgalr by anal cadets May 4, 2006