Definitions by anal cadets

anal creature

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.

nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures

One who breaks into another butt whith the intent to steal their turds for their street value

I think Mrs.Sibert is a Turd burgalr because i saw her with a box of X lax and rubber gloves.