by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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by Anonymous August 07, 2003
Darren Sproles had to play in the CFL because he wasn't drafted in the 2005 NFL draft because he was too small.
by anonymous September 01, 2004
1. a song by the amazing band Sigur Ros that deals with elves at bed time.
2. A feeling of complete relaxation
2. A feeling of complete relaxation
man 1:i feel like i'm floating in an ocean with creatures of light swimming all around me
man 2: that's called staralfur man...
man 2: that's called staralfur man...
by anonymous February 02, 2005
Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
by anonymous July 21, 2008
that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.
by Anonymous March 30, 2003