by Anonymous July 30, 2003
Get the moreymug. Someone who is (or tries/works very hard to be) the most popular person on the forum or message board they frequent. Often, the Net Cack will attract other Net Cacks. It's easy to spot a Click of Net Cacks, because they often all stick together on every subject, attack people together - as a group, tend to have this energy of 'inside joke' in their posts, and/or are rude, obnoxious, stuck up, ignorant, and verbally abusive.
The Net Cack is usually quite unpopular in their real life, has very few real life friends, is hard to get a long with, and generally unhappy.
Often, the Net Cack is also morbidly overweight, and/or has a hideous appearance, leaving them with little opportunity to work their way up the social ladder in the real world. Thus, bringing them to the Internet, where everyone has the chance to be SOMEONE.
The Net Cack is usually quite unpopular in their real life, has very few real life friends, is hard to get a long with, and generally unhappy.
Often, the Net Cack is also morbidly overweight, and/or has a hideous appearance, leaving them with little opportunity to work their way up the social ladder in the real world. Thus, bringing them to the Internet, where everyone has the chance to be SOMEONE.
I was really enjoying that particular message board, until the blasted Net Cacks started taking over.
by anonymous June 06, 2005
Get the Net Cackmug. by anonymous August 07, 2004
Get the hagsmug. An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005
Get the bidetmug. 
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
Get the minghoundmug. the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
Get the rusty clarinetemug.