anOnymous's definitions

compaq

A computer manufacturer accidentally mispelled its name on all of its company letterhead. It was supposed to be Comcrap, but once it was printed "Compaq," it was too late to change it. They make computers that are vastly overpriced, underpowered, and generally unreliable.

Dude, my Compaq died for the fourth time yesterday.

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

atripes

ksharp owner!! he has steel's config!

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Ooh arr

Mork's laugh.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

the valley

noun. The San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles. see sfv. Also known to mean any other valley such as the central valley in CA, simi valley, san jose, san gabriel, etc. usually denotes a valley in California.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

wall street journal

good shit to read

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

fuckjobbie

a person who does or says stupid or things, a person of general dislike, a person you hate; variations include fuckjobberoo

Brent: I like to whack off to pictures of your brother, while I watch MTV.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

hamster

The new "dawg"; a buddy or friend.

Wut up, hamster? Come to my crib and chill wit the biatches, word.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003