puppy love

n. the feeling someone gets, usually desperate for a girl/boy, when they think they are in love but they are just fooling themselves

Michael Clark is a gay bitch who is in puppy love with that ugly ass Molly.

by anonymous February 20, 2005

customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

circumcision

to remove the males foreskin because of excess foreskin.

jews laugh at uncircumcised men, moo hah hah I am superior. jews punish uncircumcised men by smacking them in the face with their own penis. alex it's time for your punishment or you will be sucking my cock instead so put your face up bitch "smack" "wack" alex: ow' uncircumcised cunts: "I'de like to be smacked in the face with your cock aswell" alex: " come on ryan and dave lets do it together!" uncircumcised cunts: YEAH!

by anonymous April 01, 2005

fluff bunny

a faker, someone who doesn't know what they are doing and doesn't really try to find out

That fluff-bunny fuckes everything up. Who told her that she knew how to (fill in the blank)

by Anonymous December 14, 2002

dim

refering to the likes of one dimothy myers, a man (?) of lower intelligence and questionable sexual orientation.

"yo, dim, who was that dude in your 87 mazda making out with you last night? oh, your brother? for real? aww shit..."

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Rommel

A man who possesses a penis of nine inches or longer

Check out that hot rommel over there!

by Anonymous May 13, 2003