Yeet

Sceet, beat yo meat, rinse and repeat.....................................................................
by an idiot defines... March 10, 2019
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Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.
Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*
by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019
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Parents

The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.
On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019
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Markiplier

A really funny 30-year-old gamer who acts like an obnoxious 17-year-old... and somehow has a 20 million dollar net worth. (good for him)
Markiplier's last upload was funny, go check it out.
by an idiot defines... March 09, 2019
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