jab

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.
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js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.
Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha
by an extremely depressed bandu October 03, 2023
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.
Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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NSFMV

Not Safe For Multiverse. It's when something is so bad you could exaggerate it and say it's bad as to the point it has the potency to destroy entire universes.
Don't go to kekma.net, that's basically NSFMV.
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Sunflower

Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.
Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???
by an extremely depressed bandu September 07, 2022
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TBA

To be announced; usually used to describe or be a placeholder for something that has yet to come out.
The next video game in the series is TBA.
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