amy's definitions

octopussy

One female having eight vaginas, or one looking like having eight vaginas.

Matt Zylman was licking Mrs.Pafias's (a very fat lady) octopussy all afternoon.
Matt: Mrs.Pafias you have the nicest octopussy ever!
Mrs.Pafias: You have the tiniest dick Matt!

by Amy February 5, 2005

Jokers Card

One of the 6 (soon to be seven) albums released by Insane Clown Posse labled as the Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, the Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers, or the Wraith.

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers is my favorite Jokers Card.

by Amy December 5, 2003

Spotsyltucky

a rural phenomenon in Spotsylvania that describes the inhabitants as aimless wandering back-woods folk who tend to be missing teeth and carrying shotguns, find it amusing to set the family cat or nearest african american on fire, and enjoy outings to fairs and Food Lions on Saturday.

Spotsyltuckians are card carrying members of the KKK.

by amy October 3, 2003

prolix

Writing a book to describe something you could describe in a sentance.

Prolix: She felt her heart pounding in great effort from which she could not describe how it was dragging along without harmony. It was as if the world had turned the tide and suddenly, it began to expand and burst out of her chest with a immeasurable amount of pressure.

Without Prolix: Her heart exploded.

by Amy October 7, 2006

Yashar

Wierd; out of place; misfit

That shirt is so Yashar.

by Amy April 30, 2004

Jade

The best guitarist in the world
The new word for God

"Jade is so Jade damn hot"

by Amy April 7, 2004

dead

Very. Used alot in Scotland....and in one example I can think of in my dialect of American English: dead tired.

Tha' was dead brilliant!

by Amy January 17, 2004