amesababe's definitions

matchdate

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

by amesababe June 27, 2010

meet market

A social network dating site. Play off of meat market.

That site is such a meet market. I took my profile down- the whole process creeps me out.

by amesababe December 6, 2010

webbed bliss

What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.

I can't believe how happily married she is- its a sure case of webbed bliss---and she met him on the internet!

by amesababe November 2, 2010

birthday brat

A person, often a child, that becomes so overcome with all the attention that they lose their composure and become rude and selfish and behave poorly on their birthday.

Did you see your grandchild? She became such a birthday brat at her party. She was screaming and throwing a tantrum in front of everybody!

by amesababe December 20, 2010

prairie vole

A Prairie Vole is a woman who after one good encounter wants to commit to monogamy because of the hormones released with orgasm.

Awe, shit, now she's acting like a Prairie Vole, wanting me to see only her!

by amesababe June 23, 2010

mall sprawl

When a shopping center becomes practically a city in its own right by continually expanding.

The increasing mall sprawl has disrupted wildlife and archaeological sites and there is nothing we can do about it, as Americans are hell bent on shopping.

by amesababe December 20, 2010

loonly

acting crazy inappropriate when lonely.

I can't believe I asked my ex-boyfriend out! I must have been really loonly last night.

by amesababe November 28, 2010