horvat

A guy who’s allergic to sugar

Person A: Hey have you seen Horvat anywhere?
Person B: Oh he just ate sugar and died.
Person A: Shit

by alternateUniverse September 18, 2021

migran

The most deadly kind of snake there is

Person A: Oh fuck I just got bitten by a migran
Person B: Go to the hospital urgently otherwise you’ll develop horny

by alternateUniverse September 18, 2021

piikay

an illness that makes your dick fall off

Person A: I was diagnosed with Piikay today :(
Person B: Nice

by alternateUniverse September 18, 2021