Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship
by Allison July 15, 2003
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new orleans

One of the best fucking cities in the usa.A great place to party.Also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz.If you have anything bad to say about the N.O then fuck off.
Allison-Im going partying in New Orleans tonight nigga!
Kim-fa sho!
by Allison August 29, 2004
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barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!
by Allison January 03, 2005
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Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.
Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?
by Allison February 07, 2005
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waffcool

Someone who is obbsessed with waffles.
Yo nigga why you such a waffcool?
by Allison August 29, 2004
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vladomir

the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time
by allison November 12, 2004
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blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.
Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
by allison April 09, 2004
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