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A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!


by alex1010 March 19, 2009
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A word used by black people with intent to offend those of caucasian descent. To black people, this word embodies the equivalent severity of the word nigger. If a black person refers to a white person as a "white boy" however, society sees nothing wrong with this. If a white person refers to a black person as a nigger, society sees him as a racist. This unwritten rule probably exists because of the historical significance carried by the word nigger, but this is unfair nonetheless.
J-Dawg: Fuck you white boy!

Clarence: Fuck off nigger! Back of the bus!

J-Dawg: Yo imma cawl tha 5-0 on this muthafuckin craka's ass.
by alex1010 April 26, 2009
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The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009
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