alex's definitions

email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

by Alex January 18, 2004

dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.

I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.

by Alex January 18, 2004

Kebabe

A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.

"I met a Kebabe last night. Eurgh"

by Alex January 19, 2004

Cripple Crapper

Disabled toilets.

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."

by Alex January 19, 2004

kissyface

1) james lee
2) flirtacious

has many usages. but is without meaning until put in a sentence where the context gives it meaning.

-he's kissyface
-they're playing kissyface
-what a kissyface

by alex January 19, 2004

S.A.S.S.

Secret.Agent.Style.Sex.

It's just like regular sex.. But soooo much better. Double.. Even TRIPLE the Orgasim sensation.

Ohhh man, I dont know about you.. But I think we should go make some Sass right about now..

by Alex January 19, 2004