akselly's definitions

Cumming To Your Senses

Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.

Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?

by akselly March 12, 2021

Hot Moms in Your Area

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.

Person1: *masturbating to porn*
Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.

by akselly March 12, 2021

Alexander pierce anderson

The genius who invented rice cakes

Person1: hey bro you know who Alexander pierce anderson is?

Person2: no who is he

Person1: hes the absolute god who invented the best invention of all time known as rice cakes

Person2: wow Alexander Pierce Anderson is such a gigachad

by akselly April 5, 2021