Definitions by akjohnny

pumpin that ass 

When a nigga sees a nice ass, aint nothin goin through his head but pumpin that ass, just straight hoppin up n down on that shit.

ay yo this is my crib, get me a girl up n here and u kno i be pumpin that ass.

pumpin that ass by akjohnny February 23, 2009

loose floppy dick 

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

loose floppy dick by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

hitting the bong on the daily 

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.

L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

hitting the bong on the daily by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

sickening 

The definition of a girl who really just makes you feel nauseated when seeing/thinking of/hearing of. Probably ugly, probably fat, stay away from these girls as your friends will laugh about you behind your pathetically-desperate-as-shit back.

nigga #1: Dude, that girls fucking sickening, I can't believe you're dating her.

nigga #2: You're just jealous. I know you used to like her!

nigga #1: What the fuck is wrong with you, you desperate-retarded-piece of shit. Don't try and make yourself feel better by thinking I'd date a fucking overweight nasty bitch like that! That's you! L-O-fucking-L.

sickening by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

Big Meaty Tits 

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

Big Meaty Tits by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

nasty bitch 

Nasty bitches are known for their extremely disgusting properties and abilities. They are the most repulsive type of women out there, usually robustly overweight along with many other gross attributes. If I had to describe them in a word or two I'd say: Pure Filth.

Johnny: So Dillon I heard you like fucken NASTY ass bitches.

Dillon: Fucken A' my nigga, the nastier the better... they're easy game, man. In fact, I'm dating a nasty bitch named Tiffany and she's 575 lbs. of FREAK!

Johnny: You really are a nasty mother fucker...

nasty bitch by Akjohnny November 7, 2008