4 definitions by akc

Makers of porn slightly more boring than standing in line at a grocery store.
15 minutes of talking before she even gets her shirt off, what is this an adam and eve?
by akc January 8, 2005
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1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)

2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)

3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face

4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown
1) We were going down Hines Drive at one in the morning when a duck totally fabioed my best friend's car.

2) My mom was on her bike on campus and got fabioed by a big junebug.

3) My husband said he couldn't see the dirty diaper on the floor, so I fabioed him with it.

4) The wind caught my cigarrette butt as I pitched it out and I ended up fabioing myself.
by akc April 25, 2005
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Quite possibly the most irritating song on the planet, with the exception of Dolly Parton's "9 to 5".
Jesus, we've only been in the car for twenty minutes and I've already had to turn off "Hollaback Girl" seven times!
by akc July 14, 2005
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A. An heir to a billion +++ trust fund, who is obviously intoxicated/on drugs, because he finds Paris Hilton attractive, or skanky, enough to date her.

B. A foreign fool and idiot that dates Paris Hilton.
I am a Paris Latsis because I think Paris Hilton is a socialite with social graces.
by akc May 7, 2005
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