aka jesus's definitions

pushin cushion

The soft, vibrant female ass that resonates against the stroke of the male junk

Sandy's ass made a good pushin cushion for Travman.

by aka jesus December 3, 2002

Bud Light

The extraordinarily 'soft,' lame and unchallenging alcholic beverage, supposedly once used to aid a female's tipsiness.

When driving home with loved ones, it is wise to drink Bud Light

by aka jesus December 3, 2002

cornhole

The orifice a stripper uses to defecate upon cheap clients

The 'Senator' was subject to a cornhole attack. He was thus 'cornholed.'

by aka jesus December 3, 2002

lovin

The irresistible attraction and desire that the female species lusts for

Naturally, Adam was in for some lovin. Say no more.

by aka jesus December 3, 2002

peace pipe

The object one smokes to relax with in conjunction with a beer

Travman and Jim smoked each other's peace pipes whilst enjoying O'Douls

by aka jesus December 3, 2002